Jeremy

Not the man he once was looking old bald and fat
But Jeremy will tell you i've been there and done that
In some of the World's great Cities London, New York and Rome
He has made a name for himself far distant from home
He will tell you he was a great boxer when in his life's prime
Though that is going back some three decades in time
But those who know him better says he believes his own lies
That he never has even seen a foreign sunrise
And  that his talk of being a famous boxer is just an idle brag
That he could not punch his way out of a paper bag
And that he never once fought in a boxing ring
His talk of being a famed boxer an attention seeking thing
He has never been a boxer or been to a foreign shore
It's his way of seeking attention that and nothing more.