Ted

In his mid twenties and quite good in bed
Going by some of the local women who have been with Ted
It has even been said the Mayor's aging wife who with brown dye cloaks her gray
Enjoyed a few hours of passion with him believe that if you may
He does not barrack for or play football with the local football club
Though he enjoys the drinking sessions at the local pub
And in it there is not anything that is new
That he has made love to more than a few
Of the local women some of them married so they say
If they are willing Ted with them will lay
A tall handsome chap with short hair of chestnut brown
The leading young male lover of the town
It is no secret he is good in bed
At making love none better than young Ted.