The You Hear This Group

The  voices of the 'You Hear This Group' for me far too loud
The people of their life's achievements who seem far too proud
Of their own and their friends life's successes they do like  to tell
On the achievements of self and family and friends they sure love to dwell
They meet at the pub every Saturday night
And in competing with each other on stories of self they do take delight
For to hear their stories them you need not be standing near
Anyone in the pub them never fail to hear
Over the years the volume of their combined voices only seems to have  grown
And by the nickname of the 'You Hear This Group'  they are locally known
Well to the fore in the local self promotion scene
They like to be heard and they like to be seen
On talking of the achievements of self and family and friends they find delight
At the local pub on a Saturday night.