Where Idiots Do Meet

The brawl at the pub has spilled on to the street
There is always trouble where idiots do meet
The pub tribes are warring in a free for all
The post script to a local game of football

The brawl on the street that began in the pub
Is between fans of the local and a rival football club
This is what happens when idiots alcohol drink
Of the consequences to them they never do think

At least thirty police have arrived to break up the affray
They arrest the drunken brawlers they will be for court next day
When drunken idiots meet trouble is not far away
For youth out of control there is some price to pay

When drunken idiots meet a brawl bound to begin
Though in a pub punch up the supposed winner never win
They face a heavy fine or a term in jail
To bring out the idiot in one the grog never does fail.