Young Jimmy The Braggart

Young Jimmy the braggart he has a big mouth
The bloke from up north in the town in the south
He fancies himself a highbrow but for their sort of company he seems too uncouth
One might say all in all he is a bit of a lout

Barrel chested and broad shouldered and not lacking in height
His is the loudest voice in the pub on a Saturday night
He is one of those who likes to make himself known
A well pumped up ego he surely does own

Long brown hair and brown beard and full of youthful elan
But young Jimmy The Braggart far from a handsome man
When he says women find him attractive he has it all wrong
The town's biggest ego to big Jimmy belong

At twenty two years of age near the prime of his life
He does not have children or he does not have a wife
But of the women he has made love to he does like to brag
Young Jimmy The Braggart the town's leading windbag.