Big Egos Are Everywhere

Big egos are everywhere all around me
Though it is said we dislike in others in what in ourselves we do see
If this be so to me this too does apply
That my ego is swollen i cannot deny
At the local pub the father of two young children Ted
Boasts to his drinking mates of how he is good in bed
And the reason he gives for cheating on his wife
Is he does not have enough of sex in his life
Of so many like him you would have heard of and read
You might say his manhood has gone to his head
Of stories of their personal successes many willing to share
The humble it does seem are becoming rare
But the flaws that in others i claim for to see
I am at pains to say are also in me.