Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Old Jim In The Pub

In the local pub old Jim of his sexual conquests always bragging
But he never tells of how young Andy next door his wife Kate is shagging
For that to his big ego would be so deflating
And any man such a thing would not be celebrating
One of many who does not grow wiser he has only grown older
His wife who no longer loves him has given him the cold shoulder
They live under the one roof but in separate beds are sleeping
His old wife Kate for young Andy her sexual favors is keeping
Old Jim in his mid seventies with age does not mellow
He is not what one would call a happy fellow
Even single women of his age do find him uninspiring
They see nothing in him that is worth admiring
Whilst he is in the pub of his sexual conquests bragging
Young Andy next door and his wife Kate are shagging.

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