As Weak As Piss

In the pub at night they do talk of the job
And all agree foreman Dick needs a smack in the gob
But in the workplace when big Dick to them is near
One harsh word to his face from them you will not hear

Big Dick a muscular man of a commanding size
To speak behind his back for them seems more wise
Than daring to say one angry word to his face
Suppose for everything there is a time and a  place

Their voices are loud but at will they are weak
What they think of Dick to his face they dare not speak
Even if they ganged up on him all of them he would beat
And when in his presence their words they must eat

They do all their talking behind big Dick's back
If he knew what they say of him their jaws he would crack
Acting like scared little boys in the workplace and talking like great warriors in the bar
One must say of their sort that they are what they are

The bar-room for them seems a safe enough place
For to talk of punching their foreman big Dick in the  face
As they drink their beer they boast of their manhood and their girlfriends they do kiss
But when in Dick's presence  they are as weak as piss.