For To Meet Them

For to meet them you do not have to travel far
And if you live in town you need not take your car
Just a five minute walk to the local public bar
To meet those who will tell you of how marvellous they are
After a few glasses of ale their own praises they sing
And though we live in an age when self promotion is the in thing
Of listening to them praising themselves one quickly does tire
About them there is little for to admire
In saying so i am not saying anything that is new
That the narcissistic kind are not of the few
And you do not have to go to the pub their sort for to meet
One does meet them often in the park or the street
And every day of the week of their sort one meets a few
You may say to this do tell us what is new.