The Old Fellow Ted

He is many Seasons beyond his life's prime
But one lucky beautiful brunette with him enjoys a good time
Though she confides to her friends he is not much use in bed
She will stay with him for his money the old fellow Ted

Twelve times a great grandfather he left his old wife
For the attractive young beauty the new love in his life
A wealthy old fellow many times a millionaire
The good life with him she is willing to share

The wealthiest old man by far in the town
In his early eighties his gray hair dyed brown
Though money does not bring him back youthful elan
His young partner would not be with him were he a poor man

Not lacking in ego that is to give him his due
And that money speaks every language happens to be true
And the fact is his pretty young partner lovely to behold
Would not be with him were he poor and old

Large amounts of money great pleasure even to an old man does bring
When he is out on the town with her he feels like a king
Yet despite hair dyes and face lifts the years on him show
And though he tries to act young he walks stiff and slow

She is twenty five and he is eighty three
And she is only with him for his money though this he cannot see
But that all men grow older and few do grow wise
Is something old Ted does not seem to realize.