Ted

Any humility if he ever had it in him is long dead

His ego does barely fit in his big head

He boasts of his life's successes and of how he is good in bed

Plenty of room for self improvement one can say in Ted

With a primary going son and daughter and a beautiful wife

But he does boast of a few lovers in his life

His marriage infidelities are not of the few

Though not alone in this is not saying what is new

With a few whiskeys in at the local pub his tongue goes on the wag

Ted is a fellow who does love to brag

Of how manly he is and of his recent material success

His gullible pub mates he likes to impress

There are a few males like him in every town

Who feel they are worthy of more than local renown

Narcissistic in their ways or so they do seem

And are certainly not lacking in self esteem

On Saturday evening at the local pub

Ted a well known member of the town's football club

Stories of his latest successes to his mates he does tell

For lying a good memory does serve him well

Of the company of narcissistic people i quiickly does tire

And his sort of person i cannot admire

To be into the self in a big way in life is his thing

He should leave it to others his praises to sing.