I Am Not Really Up With The Big Stories

I am not really up with the big stories at all
Did not know that Rupert Murdoch had married Jerry Hall
And that her ex husband Mick Jagger about this is hopping mad
But as for Mick and his tantrums this all seems too bad

And since i am not known as one of empathy
For Sir Michael Jagger i cannot feel any sympathy
Jerry Hall only happens for to be his ex wife
The man is just jealous he should get a life

Seventy five years old Sir Michael behaving like a spoiled brat
Of the Marriage of Rupert and Jerry the dummy he spat
Of Jerry's new found love he does not feel over the moon
He does not like Rupert the octogenarian media tycoon

Old Sir Michael the randy one who with the finest of women has been in bed
Is not very happy that Jerry to Rupert is wed
Some men do not grow wiser they grow older and crankier instead
And for Sir Rupert and Jerry Sir Michael does not have any nice thoughts in his head

That money speaks every language happens to be true
Attractive looking younger women old wealthy celebrities do like to pursue
Cannot blame Jerry for falling for Rupert in such a big way
Though her ex Mick Jagger is not applauding and shouting hooray

Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall are now man and wife
These two have had many unions will this one be for life?
And by all accounts Mick Jagger he is hopping mad
One would have thought he would have had more sense than this as he is no longer a lad.