Tony Abbott's Team Australia

If you want to become a member of Tony Abbott's Team Australia go to the local pubs
And become a paid up member of the local cricket and football clubs
And heap praise on the ex Prime Minister for his stand against refugees
And unionized workers who pay their union fees

And make sure you wave your Australian flag on Australia Day
Show you feel proud of your country as Tony would say
Your love of Country you ought not to hide
For to be an Aussie should be a source of pride

For to put your own Nationality ahead of others in thinking not small
Like Tony when talking of a fair go never mean a fair go for all
To sing Advance Australia Fair with the sports crowd is such a beautiful thing
Tears to the eyes such occasions known to bring

And on Anzac Day do march in the parade
To remember the far off war where our young Aussie heroes were made
But never admit that we celebrate a glorious defeat
That we were the losers by the Turks we were beat

If you want to become a member of Tony Abbott's Nationalistic team
Of a Land free of refugees you must dare to dream
And on your flag post in your front garden fly your National flag
To show your pride in your Country is not an egotistical brag

And like Tony you can support the turning back of asylum seeker boats and on saying so try to pretend
That you care about the lives of asylum seekers and to them you are a friend
And when you talk of a fair go it does not mean a fair go for all
For to be a member of Team Australia you have to think small.