A Local Narcissist

Since of himself he only has great things to say
I feel glad that i do not meet him every day
He always tells me of his expensive new car
And of how on the social ladder he is climbing far
He tells me of his beautiful teenage daughters and his pretty wife
He refers to them as the jewels of his marvellous life
His daughters studying in college for their doctorate degrees
They both have won scholarships to him a saving on fees
As he waffles on to me i do try my best
For to feel interested and to look impressed
Whilst all of the time wishing he would be on his way
Meeting people like him never does make my day
As a local narcissist his sort are not rare
Of his life's successes he does love to share.