Thursday, November 11, 2021

You Can Praise His Dog

You can praise his dog and bring joy to his life
But do not praise his partner or do not praise his wife
For this to him is a threat and will cause him offense
They are not for you to praise does this to you make sense
For a punch in your face do not give him the excuse
For when you praise his lover he thinks her you are trying to seduce
Though in your own way you are trying to be nice
In a black eye or missing teeth for praising his lover may well be your price
Some men they are strange in their own strange way
Do not praise their wife or their partner but to pat their dog is okay
Of the praises of so called real men you may hear many sing
But the male ego when threatened can be a dangerous thing
For to praise and pat his dog may bring joy to his day
But of his partner or wife best for you not have anything to say.

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