Bill Blab Mouth

Bill Blab Mouth will tell you of the athletic trophies he has won
And of how his mum and dad are proud to call him son
But he is far back from an elite athlete
And many in the town than him quicker on their feet

As women go he fancies himself as a man of the town
But as a lady's man he will never know of renown
It has been awhile since he has had a partner his lovers are few
He boasts at present he is not looking for anyone new

But the truth of the matter is for trying he does not lack
He is one who receives from women many a knock back
Most women find him over bearing and rather rude
He is no casanova his chat up lines crude

Bill Blab Mouth on his twenty seventh year does not have child, partner or wife
He boasts he has had many loves in his life
But he is one who does believe his own lies
As most who know of him have come to realize.