You Do Not Prove Yourself A Man

You do not prove yourself a man by drinking heaps of grog

Or being the owner of a big dangerous dog

Or hooning about in a big six cylinder car

Impressing you impressionable girlfriend doing burnouts on the bituman and tar

You do not prove yourself a man though your mates you may impress

When you brag to them of your sexual prowess

Like you they look on manhood in a shallow sort of a way

No shortage of egotistical males in the World of today

There are plenty like you who of themselves like to boast

To the ego in the self they like to drink a toast

And the males like you who of self love to brag

For narcissism only does carry the flag

And the real men of the World true for to say

Are different to your sort in every way.